simplified

Istället för att spola förbi handlingen (som alla vanligtvis gör) så tänker jag bestämt se hela dialogen, åtminstone inledningen.
Fick lyssna om och om igen för att få med alla ord från detta mirakulösa skådespel.
Detta blev resultatet (efter att ha spolat fram och tillbaka)

En 60-årig man går uppför en trappa utanför ett stort, lyxigt hus.
Han ser en tjej tillfredställa sig själv i en soffa (brevid sig har hon en gosedjursapa), och bestämmer sig för att stå kvar och titta på.
Det finns något i hans blick som säger att han blir upphetsad, tro det eller ej.
Och nej, han knackar inte på dörren, han bara står där och ser allmänt snuskgubbig ut.
Ungefär tre minuter senare får han mod nog att öppna dörren utan att knacka:

Gubbe: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
Hi, I'm Harry, I'm the owner of a garden company that does your gardening...
and your mother called me and she said that somebody, one of my gardeners
was harassing you.

Tonåring: Oh, yeah, my mom isn't here right now, she wont be home until later tonight.

Gubbe: Oh, really, can I talk to you about it?

Tonåring: Eh okey..

Gubbe: Yeah I want to know if my employees are doing anything like that, because thats not right.
What are they doing to you?

Tonåring: Well, first he started up by telling me I had a pretty mouth, and.... then he started touching me....here...

Tjejen pekar på sitt skrev

Gubbe: No way!

Tonåring: And he was touching me....here.

Gubbe: Are u serious?, that's terrible.

Tonåring: Yeah....

Gubbe: But I was looking at you from the outside, and I saw you touching yourself.
I think you like touching yourself.
Were you touching yourself while they were watching you, and maybe they came in?
While you were toching yourself, is that what happened?

Tonåring: Erhhm, I don't know, maybe.

Gubbe: And then your mother came in, and walked in on them, and thats what happened, I think, huh?
That's what happened I think, huh, thats what she said.
So you like to touch yourself, huh?
Where else did they touch you?

Tonåring: Well, he took his hand and put his hand right here..

Tjejen tar ett fast tag om pervogubbens hand och börjar massera sitt bröst med den.

Gubbe: Really..Well, I don't know about...So your mom is not home?

Tonåring: No, she won't be home until tonight.

Gubbe: Wow, so you like this sort of thing, huh?
Your like it when you are home all alone, when your mommy and daddy are gone?

Tonåring: Yes.

Gubbe: You can do whatever you wanna do.
You can play with yourself.
You like playing with your monkey?

Tonåring: Yes, I like playing with my monkey.

Gubbe: You're so young, GOT DAMN!
How old are you anyways?

Tonåring: 19

Gubbe: Woooow, 19!? God, I can remember when I was 19.. that was a long time ago.
I used to have a 19 year old girlfriend juuuust like you.

Tonåring: Oh, yeah?

Gubbe: Yeah.
She liked to stay home, playing with a monkey.
Yeah, she had a monkey too. She had a nice monkey, she had a monkey like this.
She was pretty just like you,so what else you like to do?
You like touching your tits, I see.

Tonåring: Yeeeah, and this.

Gubbe: You got some nice tits.
Can I call you "little girl"

Tonåring: Ehh, okey.

Gubbe:I like that, that makes me feel.. makes me feel nice, when I call you... little girl.

Tonåring: How old are you?

Gubbe: How old am I? Oooh, Im about.. how old are u?

Tonåring: 19

Gubbe: 19? Im about 40 years... older....than you.
You dont mind, do you?

Tonåring: No..

Gubbe: I like young girls, you know older men like young girls....don't you know that?

Tonåring: Is that so?

Gubbe: Yeah, they like young girls alot.
They love, they fantasize about young girls all the time.
That makes them get off really quick.
Can you take off your shirt for me... little girl?
Oh, wow..

Tonåring: Wanna see my young, teen boobies?

Gubbe: Yeah, they are so nice.
You like playing with those? You like playing with these nipples?

Tonåring: Ah-ha.

Gubbe: What else you like playing with? You like playing with guys?

Tonåring: Sometimes.

Gubbe: Whats the oldest guy you ever been out with?

Tonåring: Uh, I don't know, not close to your age.

Gubbe: Really? I have alot of experience, baby...little girl

Tonåring: Is that so?

Gubbe: Yeah, lots of experience.
Whats this?
Come here, takes you pants off.

Tjejen böjer sig ner på knä och drar fram mannens könsorgan som hon sedan stoppar i sin mun.

Gubbe: Oh, my god.. I can't believe it.
Woooooow, yeeeah.
Oh, my goodness what are you doing?
You are a horny little girl.
Oh, my god, oh, my god, FUCK!
It feels so good in your young mouth!

Tonåring: Mmmh?

Gubbe: OMG, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh shit! OMG, I'm going to hell for this.
What a way to go.
Oooh, you know how to do that very well.
OH, FUCK!
OMG!
Got damnit, shiiiit, wow, man oh, man!
If my friends could see me now they would be so jealous.


Jag förstår det inte.
Först är gubben sur för att hans kollegor antastar tjejen, sen gör han precis samma sak.
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